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Santa’s Secret Glaze – a sweet little tale… that’s definitely not for kids. Meet Santa. Jolly, bearded, full of cheer. But when the elves are sleeping and the North Pole is quiet, he sneaks into the pantry with a certain kind of diet… In this hilariously inappropriate holiday parody, Santa reveals his sticky little secret: a deep, passionate love for late-night... gingerbread decorating. With a glint in his eye and frosting in hand, no cookie is safe. Told in cheeky rhyme and paired with stylish, funny illustrations, this 36-page picture book delivers laughs, eyebrow raises, and probably a few blushes. It looks like a children’s book — until you start reading. ?? Perfect for: White elephant gift exchanges Office parties that HR forgot to monitor Friends who love memes and dirty jokes People who hate boring Christmas presents If you love inappropriate humor, parody books, or just want to ruin someone’s childhood nostalgia in the best way possible — this one’s for you. ?? Add to cart before Santa finishes glazing.
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