The Dusty Clam

*** FOR MATURE READERS ONLY *** Linda's clam used to be pristine and admired, but now her clam is dusty and smells a bit funky. Will Linda get her cla

*** FOR MATURE READERS ONLY *** Linda's clam used to be pristine and admired, but now her clam is dusty and smells a bit funky. Will Linda get her clam sorted? Will Linda have her happy ending? You'll have to buy the book to fin out! Why should I order? Great question, thanks for asking. You should order this book for the following reasons: 1. Your name is Linda 2. Your name is Fiona 3. You have a clam 4. You like clams 5. You enjoy silly adult themed humour 6. You want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time * Reasons to buy are not limited to the 6 above

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