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?? WHO REALLY MAKES THE MAGIC HAPPEN EACH CHRISTMAS? WIVES AND MOMS — UNITE! ? (?? PAPERBACK EDITION COMING MID-NOVEMBER!) If you snorted cocoa laughing through The Very Hungry Caterpillar’s Christmas Feast or How to Catch Santa, you’ll jingle in a whole new way with The Crazy Christmas Lady! From the author of Santa’s Midlife Christmas and Skelly the Giant Skeleton comes a hysterical holiday story that pays tribute to every glitter-covered mom who runs on caffeine, chaos, and Christmas spirit. Readers are calling it: ? “If The Grinch had a Target RedCard and too many Amazon packages.” ?? “Like Elf meets Bad Moms in rhyming picture-book form!” ?? “My kids laugh, I cry, and my husband hides the receipts.” Because behind every perfect Christmas photo… there’s usually one woman holding it all together with tape, tears, and tinsel. It’s time we give her the credit she deserves! You’ll LOVE this book if you love… ? How to Catch Santa, The Grinch Who Stole Christmas, or any book that makes your kids laugh while you mutter “too real.” ? Fast, witty rhyme schemes that read like Encanto meets Clement Clarke Moore. ? Hilarious storylines that celebrate the chaos and magic of motherhood. ? Colorful, over-the-top art that makes every spread feel like wrapping paper exploded. ? Hidden grown-up humor for those who need to feel seen this holiday season. ? A short, re-readable bedtime read that doubles as mom therapy. ? Empowering your inner magic-maker—because someone has to make the magic, right? This holiday season, celebrate the real Christmas miracle: women who somehow do it all… with matching pajamas, a glue gun, and a glass of something “festive.” ???? PERFECT FOR MOMS, DADS, AND CHRISTMAS FANATICS AGES 3 TO 93. IF YOU LOVED HOW TO CATCH SANTA, THE CHRISTMAS PIG, THE GRINCH WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS, OR THE ELF ON THE SHELF, YOU’LL LOVE THIS MODERN, HILARIOUS TAKE ON HOLIDAY CHAOS. NO AFFILIATION CLAIMED WITH DR. SEUSS, J.K. ROWLING, DISNEY, DREAMWORKS, OR UNIVERSAL PICTURES. ALL BRAND NAMES AND TITLES USED FOR COMPARATIVE PURPOSES ONLY.
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