Musical Ruler

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Just when you thought real music was on a downward spiral, we introduce the beloved Musical Ruler. Within hours, you can be the master of your own, fine Musical Empire. With the extensive guide and songbook, you?ll be playing for the masses in no time. Bend, twist, and twerk the heart and soul of the world and bring peace and harmony to all. Let the waves of sound caress the ones you love in ways no words can express and bring a healthy glow to the faces all around you (works great at the DMV). You'll soon wonder what life was even like before you played the ruler but then again does anything even matter before the ruler came into your life?

- One Ruler and one extensive guide and songbook per package.
- Ruler is played by vibrating and manipulating it?s length at variable keys all identified on the Ruler?s face with precise detail.
- Excellent for all musicians and music lovers.
- The sound of this instrument is heavenly beyond comparison.

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